{"id":1409,"date":"2010-03-02T00:00:01","date_gmt":"2010-03-02T00:00:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stafforini.com\/quotes\/?p=1409"},"modified":"2010-03-02T20:27:18","modified_gmt":"2010-03-02T20:27:18","slug":"chelsea-handler","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.stafforini.com\/quotes\/?p=1409","title":{"rendered":"Chelsea Handler"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>Have you ever experienced a pain so sharp in your heart that it\u2019s all you can do to take a breath?  It\u2019s a pain you wouldn\u2019t wish on your worst enemy; you wouldn\u2019t want to pass it on to anyone else for fear he or she might not be able to bear it.  It\u2019s the pain of being betrayed by the person with whom you\u2019ve fallen in love.  It\u2019s not as serious as death, but it feels a whole like it, and as I\u2019ve come to learn, pain is pain any way you slice it.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Chelsea Handler, <em>My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands<\/em>, New York, 2005, p. 46<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have you ever experienced a pain so sharp in your heart that it\u2019s all you can do to take a breath? It\u2019s a pain you wouldn\u2019t wish on your worst enemy; you wouldn\u2019t want to pass it on to anyone else for fear he or she might not be able to bear it. It\u2019s the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[958],"tags":[959,1759,718,609],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stafforini.com\/quotes\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1409"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stafforini.com\/quotes\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stafforini.com\/quotes\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stafforini.com\/quotes\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stafforini.com\/quotes\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1409"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.stafforini.com\/quotes\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1409\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1410,"href":"https:\/\/www.stafforini.com\/quotes\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1409\/revisions\/1410"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stafforini.com\/quotes\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1409"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stafforini.com\/quotes\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1409"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stafforini.com\/quotes\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1409"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}